These are the questions that matter.


<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/11_53.jpg" alt="Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?" /></a>
Of course they are.


http://theoatmeal.com/quizzes/result/velociraptor_bed/14_1_minute_6_seconds/I%20could%20survive%20for%201%20minute,%206%20seconds%20chained%20to%20a%20bunk%20bed%20with%20a%20velociraptor!

<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_11_minutes.jpg" alt="The Zombie Bite Calculator" /></a>
<p>Created by <a href="http://theoatmeal.com">Oatmeal</a></p>

<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/tapeworm_host_1.jpg" alt="How many tapeworms could live in your stomach?" /></a>
<p>Created by <a href="http://theoatmeal.com">Oatmeal</a></p>
One is all I need.